Saturday Six Pack 7/3/10: Icedependence Day Edition

1. Collinsworth: Pro football's best color commentator declares the Michael Turner rushing attack his "favorite running game to watch. Mularky [SIC!] uses very clever packages of misdirection running and blocking that sets [SIC!] up their play action and bootlegs." The rest of the article is pretty standard stuff we've been over for months now, but it's nice to know the best analyst since pre-turkey-coma Madden thinks so highly of Turner South.
2. L.A. Times: Don Coryell, one of football's all-time most influential innovators, died Thursday. Madden, Mike Martz, Dan Fouts, and Norv Turner reflect. Coryell had a top-five offense for ten of his 14 seasons, including six top-ranked years, and went 2-1 against the Falcons. You have six minutes to watch this video on Coryell's genius, the physical toll of his passion for the game, and his post-football life. "I was not going to die on a football field. I had a lot to live for, and I wanted to have some fun."
3. Pasta Padre: Madden 11 has Erik Coleman rated higher than Thomas DeCoud. This vidja game season continues to look more and more like a NCAA 11 year.
4. Yasinkas: Old video of Ice, dressed up like an absolute goober, talking about golfing with Jordan, Gretzky, and Barkley.
5. Blogging Dirty: Troy leans out his window, takes a deep breath, and whistles a shrill tune into the air, summoning his bird friends from all across the kingdom. He ranks them according to their pro football accomplishments, and discovers our Birds have the, shall we say, most polite competitive history.
6. Black Heart Gold Pants and In The Bleachers on the news that Chris Henry had football-related brain damage before his death, despite never leaving a game with a concussion. Both articles are must-reads, will make you feel a little sick, and may make you want to become a badminton fan. One way or another, the game we love is going to change.
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Coleman rated higher than DeCoud?
WATCH SOME FOOTBALL, NERDS!
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Not sure why this didn't post here at 6 am as scheduled, even though it showed up just fine on RSS and Twitter.

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by Jason Kirk on Jul 3, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Lol!! What is that?
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by Ball Hawk on Jul 3, 2010 1:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
a baby who was put into his/her carriage wrong by his/her parents
thus the name, FAIL! rec
...in dixie land i'll take my stand to root for Atlanta
Rhetorical statement more than a question.
But thanks for caring:)
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by Ball Hawk on Jul 3, 2010 2:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
has that happened in real life?
Live, .... for the possibility
This is America (for most of us), so yes, it probably has.
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
That reminds me of an incident about 10 years ago now
Except it was my friend sitting on my brother’s bed while playing Madden, and he got his head stuck in the bed frame.
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Rec'd for causing audible laugh.
Too funny, man.
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
What I don't get is....
Why nobody freaks out about mma or boxing an concussion. I mean yeah it’s real, it sucks but these guys know what they are doing and that’s why they get paid. There’s not much that can be done without sterilyzing the sport. Maybe scientific advances in protective gear.
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by Ball Hawk on Jul 3, 2010 1:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The reason why nobody "freaks out" about MMA coccussions
is that THE OBJECTIVE IS to knockout your opponent.
SWING AND A DRIVE, BELTED RIGHT…..and McCann makes the catch by the dugout.
by Hudson's Soul Patch on Jul 3, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sooner rather than later, I hope.
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
In response to Collinsworth's questions:
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Beerman
4) I sure hope so
I just saw coach Jimmie Johnson selling extenze on an infomercial.
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by Ball Hawk on Jul 4, 2010 1:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jimmy Johnson didn't affect me as deeply as the Bob Dole Viagra commercial.
I guess it explains his grin “like a mule eating briers.” Ewwww.
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?

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