The true face of dave

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 1:24 PM EDT

Ever since i joined the this site last year i always wondered one question: What does our h.b.c(Head blogger in charge) Dave"The Falconer"Choate look like? Is he black, white, Asian or possibly not even human? He could be the first talking Falcon in the world. It always had me wondering and some nights it had me turning in my bed. He is like the superman of blogging because he comes down everyday saves the hopes of us Atlanta Falcon fans by posting blogs and then disappears before we even get to see his face or even get to ask his true identity. Well i'm tired of it and IM CALLING YOU OUT DAVE!!!!! SHOW YOURSELF LOL.

Poll

Who is dave really

Talking Falcon

15 votes

Mike Smith(Under fake identity)

6 votes

Tom Cruise(Just kidding folks unless you really believe it)

4 votes

A Black White or other type of human

3 votes

28 votes | Poll has closed

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LMAO

I would believe that he is a talking falcon, but in reality I thought on this site there is only one race..Falcoholics….

by DesertFalcon on Jul 10, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

We are.

I just want to know everything

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions

Obviously Mike Smith.

Started working on this site years before he got a job, just to prepare. Now he molds the fanbase to his liking…genius!

by orion12 on Jul 10, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

I knew it

I voted for Tom Cruise lol

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

second

You had me at hello, you complete me

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions

I think he's one of those suburban kids that dresses and acts like another culture altogether....

Wasian!

Rule #1: Double tap.

by Ball Hawk on Jul 10, 2010 4:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Idk

He is more mysterious than the banker from deal or no deal.

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 5:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

His picture

is right underneath the words “The Falcoholic” on the top left of the screen

by mc29012 on Jul 10, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions

Thats him?

I guess thats the talking falcon lol.

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Life is better when it's full of mystery

by Dave Choate on Jul 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions

At first I thought he was white, and for a moment (by checking Myspace) black, then white again, then seeing his surname, I’m not sure what to make of it.

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions

I thought he was Chinesse

because of his name but then because of how he spoke i thought he was Tom Cruise. Im confused. SHOW YOURSELF DAVE!!!!!!

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 11:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

I could just out dave, as his picture is at a certain large newspapers website

as well as facebook…

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by Adam Schultz on Jul 10, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions

Naw

I want him to tell us. I look it up though i think.

by LORD91 on Jul 10, 2010 11:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

That is, by far, the worst picture ever taken of me

So that’s as good a place as any to start, I suppose.

by Dave Choate on Jul 11, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions

Well at the end of my long conquest

I found the true dave and im suprised

by LORD91 on Jul 11, 2010 9:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Everybody

HE IS A TALKING FALCON IS A TOM CRUISE AND MIKE SMITH SUIT. He switches every now and then. I am so suprised.

by LORD91 on Jul 11, 2010 2:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

His true identity is....

Ron Mexico

by ArthurDank on Jul 11, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

I think he is a talking falcon

None other than Freddie Falcon himself! It’s the perfect cover.

by Mattyice318 on Jul 11, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions

Why don't we post pictures of what we think Dave looks like!?!

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by Dave Cariello on Jul 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions

I'll start...

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by Dave Cariello on Jul 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs

i don't think we play the broncos this year.

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Contrary to popular belief

I do actually wear pants from time to time.

by Dave Choate on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions

from time to time

In this heat (and only working part time) I spend most of my day in my underwear.

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions

I just pissed myself...

"It's called Thanksgiving for a reason. If I can give and people thank me for it, that's kind of the thing that makes me feel great inside." - Dunta

by TomQ on Jul 12, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions

good lord...

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by orang3b on Jul 12, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions

by zooker on Jul 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions

That was a good one there

I picture Dave as a, swarthy lad in traditional Bedouin clothes. Possibly bearded, possibly sporting a handle bar mustache kind of like the Iron Sheik. Unfortunately the internet gods blocked my pic on the server.

by zooker on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions

Weatherspoon1stFalconsPick???

by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Jul 12, 2010 4:47 AM EDT reply actions

Weatherspoon1stFalconsPick???

by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Jul 12, 2010 4:50 AM EDT reply actions

ok

Life is a garden. Dig it!

by Hardcore Falcon on Jul 12, 2010 10:45 AM EDT reply actions

Dave the Androgynous Falconer

by orion12 on Jul 12, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions

I'll try this one instead

dave is on top…of course

by zooker on Jul 12, 2010 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

ah, the camel clutch... brings back memories

Life is a garden. Dig it!

by Hardcore Falcon on Jul 12, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions

That's not nearly as rough as the...

Camel Toe. Looks like that guy’s getting a little bit of both!

"It's called Thanksgiving for a reason. If I can give and people thank me for it, that's kind of the thing that makes me feel great inside." - Dunta

by TomQ on Jul 12, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions

I was thinking more like this:

“No other ~~Union general at Gettysburg~~ SBN lead blogger dominated men by the sheer force of their (virtual) presence more completely than ~~Hancock~~ Dave” .

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by orang3b on Jul 12, 2010 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

My wife is going to hate you

Because now I HAVE to grow that facial hair.

by Dave Choate on Jul 12, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Well isn't that the new Falcon look now?

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions

I think that's Meier's great great grandpa...

"It's called Thanksgiving for a reason. If I can give and people thank me for it, that's kind of the thing that makes me feel great inside." - Dunta

by TomQ on Jul 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions

By golly I think your right

Which side of the Civil War was he on? Maybe he filmed that Geico Commercial with Abe Lincoln

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 14, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions

I think that's general Grant

People have a week dedicated to sharks, sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward, let's follow in the "footsteps" of the sharks.....

by southman on Jul 20, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions

oh wait that Hancock

one of the top unheard of generals in the yankee army

People have a week dedicated to sharks, sharks have a week dedicated to Jason Heyward, let's follow in the "footsteps" of the sharks.....

by southman on Jul 20, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions

Cough....Cough....

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Jul 12, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions

That was Dave in the '90s before he turned into epic naked 4-horseman guy.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Jul 12, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions

You try looking at that in the mirror every day for five years

by Dave Choate on Jul 12, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions

Tears of blood would happen if I did.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Jul 12, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Wtf

What started as a simple quest to find the true dave ended up being a cluster f@$# of funny pictures. I told yall he is a talking falcon who is also mike smith and tom cruise. Speaking of which, who honestly voted for tom cruise besides me

by LORD91 on Jul 12, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions

We are having fun with this aren't we?

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions

mb this

Weatherspoon1stFalconsPick???

by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Jul 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

or this

http://whitewatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/redneck-man.jpg

Weatherspoon1stFalconsPick???

by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Jul 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

Nah, that’s gotta be Adam (and the guy belly-flopping into the mud behind him is Jason). Dave’s from up North, so he’s much more sophisticated – like this:

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by orang3b on Jul 12, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions

We may not know how Dave looks

but this flock is full of coo coo birds. Glad to be part of it :)

by Fear Me on Jul 12, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions

this is him, no doubt

by Mattyice318 on Jul 12, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Boy, this ~~Funke~~ Dave the Falconer is all anybody’s ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that ~~Funke~~ Dave the Falconer is. Overrated.

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein

by orang3b on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions

Dave just walks around with a water cooler all day

by Mattyice318 on Jul 14, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions

It's true, okay?

I’m a never nude!

by Dave Choate on Jul 14, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions

It's ok

You are not alone. There are almost dozens of people out there with the same affliction. Sadly, some don’t look that good in cut-offs

by Mattyice318 on Jul 14, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I say....

We all rec this fanpost and demand Dave give us a real picture if we set a Rec record with this fanpost.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Jul 13, 2010 3:02 AM EDT reply actions

I didnt expect

This fanpost to be so big. I hope i set some kind of new fanpost record. I might make a new fan post so i can keep the voting open. I know the true dave but im going to let yalls mind wander on this one

by LORD91 on Jul 13, 2010 7:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions

well, maybe I was wrong the first time...

Life is a garden. Dig it!

by Hardcore Falcon on Jul 13, 2010 7:53 AM EDT reply actions

Come on!

That guy is dead but close lol

by LORD91 on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 AM EDT reply actions

A Talking Falcon

by Mattyice318 on Jul 13, 2010 9:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

i smell a tv show coming on

the 2010 version of Alf, only more falconly.

Live, .... for the possibility

by brotherbrown on Jul 14, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions

I'll think of other show ideas

how about he runs a zoo, full of people?

Americas got talent, NFL mascot edition?

he flies around with ovie mughelli on his back teaching the world to be more environmentally friendly

by Mattyice318 on Jul 14, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

I like what you are talking about!

Sadly my ideas aren’t worth a crap nowadays
Wouldn’t Tony G be helping the environment more than Ovie?

I belong to NO ONE...and no one belongs to ME.

by brotherbrown on Jul 16, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions

Well

Tony is more known, and Ovie probably knocks down fully grown trees when he walks like they’re little twigs. But Tony is too busy promoting his healthy products

by Mattyice318 on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions

We

So need a new Mascot costume

by LORD91 on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions

well, he doubles as Harry the Hawk

so that is why he is in Basketball shorts.

Life is a garden. Dig it!

by Hardcore Falcon on Jul 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions

I know the truth!

Take your pick, Dave. You’re either…..

OR, you’re Lord Falconer……

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions