As Arrowhead Pride reports, Peter King took a break from savoring his airport Favreccino and did some manly stats work: "Gonzalez is 34 ... He has more catches (999) than any other tight end in history. By far. But what interests me is this: In his first 10 seasons in football, he averaged 72.1 catches a year. In his past three, his average is 92.7." Think it's time to stock up on some of Tony's All Pro Science Vegamax Gluten-Free Tree Bark With Soy Whale Protein For Men In Their Thirties Fitness Miracles Breakfast Mix®?