Falcons Gameday Traditions: Superstitions
We all have 'em. Some of us set up shop in the Gulch for home games. Some of us go to our favorite bar and get pleasantly lubricated. Some of us use it as an excuse to wear head-to-toe Falcons-branded merch. This series will attempt to provoke you to reveal your inner most gameday secrets.
I have a superstition. It's weird, it's stupid, and it's probably unhealthy to some degree. On the Falcons' away gamedays, I wear the same Peerless Price White Authentic jersey. Caught up in the "Price experiment" during what seems like a long-by gone era, I made the purchase and lived with it for the years to come.
Four years ago, when bowling in a league (yes, I know, so awesome) I noticed that my team never failed to win when I wore the jersey. The team went on to repeat as league champions for two consecutive years. Having noticed the power of the jersey on bowling, I decided to try it out on the Falcons in 2008. Every away game that I wore that jersey, we won. Last year, I decided to wear it for EVERY away game. You saw how that worked out.
Nevertheless, I still bring out the jersey when I'm attempting to excel at something and do plan on donning it this year.
Ok, now that I've got that embarrassing admission out of the way, let's hear your own embarrassing, shocking, and just plain weird gameday superstitions. Don't be shy now!
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I Hate to admit it but....
I Wear a little Falcons helmet bead chain around my neck on all games. Also if the Falcons are losing i flap my wings like a falcon. Then if that fails i start praying to god(and the football gods) for some miracle.If things get bad enough i start rooting for the other team. not to switch sides but sometimes i believe i am bad luck and that whatever team i root for will lose. I feel all better now.
The Witches Brew
When the Atlanta falcons are losing I have been known to order a mixture of every tap beer on hand poured into one 32 ounce pilsner. Garnish with Lime ( to kill the taste ) and drink your way to a massive come back. I works wonders until Keith brooking blows a simple coverage assignment and they let the Cardinals front four start every play 1 yard past the neutral zone.
I agree, and that’s one of the reasons why Brooking sorry butt isn’t here anymore, if he makes the play, we ain’t having this conversation right now. What gets me is the way he acted when the Birds played Palaptine’s (Jerry Jones) stormtroopers at the Death Star, would of like to beat the s**t out of him, acting like a little panzy ass, trying to let the Birds know that they screwed up. They didn’t screw up, Brooking, you did, you little snot nosed brat. The Witches Brew sounds like what I need right now…
Me and my 9 year old son wear our falcons jersey's.
But not just wear them any old way. No, we have to have a certain rotation to it. I wear my turner jersey to all road games and my ryan jersey to all home games, and my son does just the opposite!! This way we are covered either way!! I even tried to switch the rotation when we lose 2-3 games in a row. I still haven;t found the foolproof thing to do or wear to make sure the falcons win. If anyone EVER does please make sure you share what it is with the rest of us falcons fans!!!
Nostradamus predicts:
And lo it shall be, in the 1st year of the 2nd decade in the 21st century during the 7th millenium, that the Red and Black Birds shall prevail and take home the sterling statue made in the image of "The Lombardi".
Cool jersey, get rid of the name.
What you need to do is get a seam ripper (you can get one at Walmart for practically nothing) and take off the name and name plate, put your name on the back, or just leave it blank. The guy was a hoser when he played for the Birds, did nothing in my book, waste of time and money. Another bonehead move by previous Falcon managments down through the years. Though I thought at the time the move was briliant.
I love to admit it but...
First things first brother, ever since I started wearing my XXXXL Matt Ryan jersey, the Falcons have not had a losing season.
Second, at around 2 AM on game days I get all juiced up on vitamins and prank call the opposing team’s coach proposing one question, “whatcha gonna dooo coach brother, when Turner the Burner, Matty Ice, and all the Falcamaniacs run half-crazy on you?” They sometimes win when I do that.
I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV. I guess there'll be one empty seat, when I wrestle at Wimblelee. I used to tear my shirt, but now you've torn my heart. I knew you were a Hulkamaniac, right from the very start.
You were my friend. I'll see you again. When the Hulkster comes to Heaven, we'll tag up again.
by Hulk Hogan on Jun 15, 2010 1:03 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bff_09uGi70
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by brotherbrown on Jun 17, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, I get carried away
Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs up and proposes to you?!
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by Dave Choate on Jun 18, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I suppose there are exceptions to the rule
and on the DL, “Not that there is anything wrong with it”. (Seinfeld reference)
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by brotherbrown on Jun 18, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we need to just draft you, Hulk.
If you and Mr. Flair were dressed on the sidelines, I’m pretty sure the other teams would just freaking forfeit.
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by Adam Schultz on Jun 15, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Peerless Price? Oof
At least you’re getting the most out of your money.
It’s not so much a superstition as it is a weird quirk, but I become paralyzed when something exciting is happening. I’m normally a fidgety person, but during a play like Matt Ryan’s first career touchdown pass I stop breathing and moving for a few seconds, then come out of the play screaming like a banshee.
It really frightens those I love.
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After Ice's first pass,
my associates informed me I was running around the house slapping everyone in the knees. I was 100% sober and have no recollection of doing this, nor does it make any sense at all.
These things happen.
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Pretend this is 'shopped to include your face instead of Mario's:

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I will neither confirm nor deny my use of spotted 'shrooms
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by Dave Choate on Jun 15, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, essentially, you have Big Play Apnea.
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by Adam Schultz on Jun 15, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BPA is a serious condition
Affecting 1 in 5 Dave Choates.
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i wear my falcon jersey which has changed throughout the years from jamal anderson#32(the good jamal)chandler,vick,vintage bartkowski, now Matty ice, wear my falcon hat, and hold my falcon football(nfc champion ball) when we have the ball. Gameday lunch…. Tomato soup/ grilled cheese. been that way for 33 years,will always be that way. never changes,by the way i sit on the floor directly in front of the t.v. no talking until commercial breaks.
Tomato soup and grilled cheese is delicious
Good choice for a gameday tradition!
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I used to have some Falcons draws that I'd coincidentally wear on game day, but they got too old and have been disposed of.
Also, I prefer it if someone else’s watches my daughter during gametime.
I apologize for my unsuperstitiousness.
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"else's" wtf
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"elf's" wet
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by Ball Hawk on Jun 15, 2010 11:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"swetty" elf's
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by Ball Hawk on Jun 16, 2010 5:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
well
This leads perfectly in to my ritual. I have had my Falcon underoos since I was 10. I have worn them for every falsoncs game since 1971. they are a bit too small for me now and have a few stains here and there (oops I sharted again), but they have brought me through all of the tough times with this team since I was 10. I hate to do it, but since we have now won back to back seasons I thnk it might be time to offer them up to the Falcons gods as a burnt offering before the season begins. What do you guys stink?
besides that one I always wear some sort of Falcon jersey, I have a lot of them. My recnet fave has been my No. !0 Bartkowski. Oh, and I always take a shot of Patron before kickoff. Sometimes that leads to more shots, but hey that isnt a problem for me. It just makes me happy.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Jun 15, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For the love of God
…Burn them.
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HAHAHA
I wish this were a true story… It would be insane. Only the Patron part and the jersey part are true though. that would be nasty as sin though wouldnt it.
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by Hardcore Falcon on Jun 16, 2010 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions
That's nasty
How do you fit in a ten year olds set of underoos? Can you post a picture?
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by Ball Hawk on Jun 15, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Then again...maybe not.
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by Ball Hawk on Jun 15, 2010 11:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Now that's Hardcore
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by brotherbrown on Jun 17, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
fantasy
i wake up pretty early around 9 am or so and have to figit around with my fantasy football teams. it never fails that when i dont have to work on sundays i always wake up early bcuz i kno it is football time. i will have literally 5 to6 windows open on my lab top. 3 fantasy teams. a website for sitting or starting players, falcons play by play, and so on.
Weatherspoon1stFalconsPick???
by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Jun 15, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions
Ruffles...
and Dean’s French Onion Dip. Freakin’ weird I know, but that’s what I was eating when we won the miracle game against the Bears last season, and it stuck around. Plus, I like them.
I loved that game
My dad is a die hard packers fan. Which means he loves the packers, hates the bears.
I am a die hard falcon fan. Which means I love the falcons, hate anybody playing them.
We shared a special bond that day, the high fives never stopped. When something bad happened, we would switch up our seats, or change something else up. When Chris Houston? gave up that touchdown, two windows were shattered. One, because of me, and my dad was right behind. I made that up, but after that touchdown with 11 seconds left, one and only one word was uttered in that room: believe.
I got that game on DVD
and every game – except Falcons Eagles in 2008 (dvr did not engage while I was away that weekend) if I could find a way to post them on youtube.
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by brotherbrown on Jun 17, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Like it too!
Yeah, any french onion dip will do. Can’t seem to keep it around long enough because my wife and daughter like it as well. Gotta get the ripple chips that don’t break as well.
Just pointing out....
I noticed that my team never failed to lose when I wore the jersey. The team went on to repeat as league champions for two consecutive years.
The double negative (never failed to) means you always succeeded at losing. Hard to win a championship that way. In your defense, I think I just made myself about as nerdy as anyone on a bowling team…
Good eye
I meant “never lost” and wrote “never failed” in front of lose. S’what I get for writing this stuff late at night. Fixed it though. Good eye! And technically, it’s not a double negative, which would be like me saying “Ain’t never done nothing wrong.” Three negatives in there. never failed to is a proper phrase. I just misused it. I’m an English degree holder. You’d think I’d know better.
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by Adam Schultz on Jun 15, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam you should change your name to "The Dude".
Being that your a bowling champion and all.
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by Ball Hawk on Jun 15, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Best. Movie. Ever.
Thought I’m much less hostile than Walter, I’m not quite as laid back as The Dude. I do tend to abide though…
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by Adam Schultz on Jun 15, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I need
1.) Chips and salsa
2.) waring the jersey corresponding to where we are playing
3.) and no one is aloud to sit on a certain cushion of the couch any time except when sports are on, its usually pretty lucky, its my “sports Cushion”
I wear the same
Undershirt/Jersey/Hat to every home game. I started doing this in 2008 to get some good mojo after the awful ‘07 season, and the only game I missed that year was the Broncos game. So due to the fact that this shirt/jersey/hat combo was a part of each home win in ’08 I’m never not wearing them at the dome again.
I do wash them though, which may explain why I was there for the eagles/saints losses this year. I’m sure the people who sit near me appreciate that I wash them however.
by LongSufferingFalconsFan on Jun 15, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Superstitions are for the weak of faith.
I’m amazingly superstitious. I’m educated, reasonably well-read, analytical, and damned superstitious.
Until 2008, I would never wear anything red, because it caused inconsistent defensive play. Now I do just the opposite to juice the offense. Away games mean the white Harrington jersey (yea…hook, line, and sinker…I liked the seam ripper idea. Tomorrow, I go to WalMart and start changing it to Tolliver) and home games call for the red Crumpler jersey. Depending on whether the Spirit moves me, I may also wear the Braves hat I bought before the 1991 season – definitely a good luck charm, but it squeezes my brain mercilessly. Beer (cheap and from a can, please) and chips (preferably in the convenient 16 ounce, single-serving container).
Mrs. AnOldBird avoids the house altogether, because I tend to be unduly tense. She does think blogging Falcoholicly is a great idea, because it keeps me in my seat and less likely to throw things.
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?
Lucky Charm
I’m not much of a jewelry wearing person, but my wife found a gold falcons helmet for a necklace. Beginning of each season I throw on the necklace until our ride is over..I’ve notice when I have it on and the falcons are losing, I rub it like a four leaf clover.
It's really interesting to hear that almost everyone has a gameday tradition
Superstition really is a powerful thing.
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Turner #33
My jersey got signed by the Burner at the very first open Training Camp day when he was a Falcon. I wear it for every game. It is not in a frame on a wall – because you can’t box up awesomeness. No. The jersey must be worn… and it cannot be washed the entire season.
Thus speaketh the super-guru.
Superstitious? Hardly, evidence baby.
When I get drunk the Birds never lose. The papers disagree the next day, but I know what I saw.
Mike Vick is a 3 time Super Bowl winner. Sad to see him go, but Ice has won the last two so it’s all good.
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
by iRonin on Jun 16, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 6 recs
I'd liked to have cried when I read this the first time. Too funny, man.
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