JUMP SHIP NOW!
by FrankyWren on Apr 24, 2010 2:19 PM EDT
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PrintGuys ... the time has come: I'm jumping ship!
TD has clearly lost his mind, and it's not like our team is that good anyways. Matty "Ice" is a hack (more like Matty "Sometimes-Hot-But-Usually-Cold" if you ask me). For the life of me, I'll never understand why they didn't draft Tebow, and the Peters pick alone should earn The Comrade a pink slip.
Roddy is joke, our entire offensive line is gonna retire next year, and Buttafingas Jenkins dropped like 50 balls last season!
TD and company clearly overshot on all of our picks this year. Just check out how the experts ranked our picks, and they're the experts! I hear some of them might be line for a GM position if one opens up in the coming year.
Heck, we should have just traded all our picks for the number one overall pick, drafted Suh, then signed half the guys we drafted in free agency! Beer Man is a freaking joke, Abe might have a heart attack if BVG drops him into coverage one more time, and Dunta is clearly a no-talent hack.
DeCoud and Moore ought to be playing in the CFL and let's be honest, Burner's rating in Madden '10 was waaaaaaay too high.
I can't believe I've invested all this time and effort with this poor excuse for a franchise. There's one decent player on this team, and I sincerely hope he leaves via free agency as soon as possible. Love Live Jason Snelling!
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I'm sensing some bitterness, Mr. Wren
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That's not hyperbole? Because that's what I smell :)
by TheAreopagite on Apr 24, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Bitter hyperbole
Was what I meant.
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by Dave Choate on Apr 25, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
A. Few is an undrafted cornerback out of Ball State
I think orion is trying to say that he should really take your words to heart…
by TheAreopagite on Apr 24, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like in Zoolander
When Will Farrell says that all of Derek’s looks are the same look, and no one gets it, and he says “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
by TheAreopagite on Apr 25, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Good Riddance...
Jenk had 5 drops this season by the way. if you base your value of a player on his madden rating, then its pretty clear why you’re idiot… and if you think that Tebow is better than Matt Ryan… sir, you belong in the ocean and off this ship!
Franky, see what you did here?
Haha, now I see what I’ve been missing.
"You could spend the next fifteen seconds of your life watching a man and a tiger scream together, or you could be an idiot."
Fact.
Now, now
Get off your soapbox. I wasn’t overall thrilled with the draft either, but, Spoon, Johnson, and Franks make up for it, and besides, this team is still a work in progress, DT drafts like his former boss, BB. It has worked for him, and it will work for him.
haha I'd rec this for overreaction
But you criticize our Comrade!! you are hereby exiled from glorious nation of Hotlanta
"That's my teammate, man... That's my quarterback"
by TurnerTheBurner on Apr 24, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
the glorious return of the rant thread
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that. - Bill Shankly
by armchair quarterback on Apr 24, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
Really what is wrong with you?
It’s not like we traded all our picks for Tebow.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Apr 24, 2010 3:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Haha, no
Just people aren’t familiar with your shenanigans!
by LetsGoFalcons on Apr 24, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This
You’d just have to be a member with some time under your belt on this site to understand the genious of Mr. Wren.
"You could spend the next fifteen seconds of your life watching a man and a tiger scream together, or you could be an idiot."
Fact.
by Jesse28 on May 4, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was maybe a little too Andy Kaufman-esque
You sold it well. This could have been an April 1 post.
by TheAreopagite on Apr 24, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
no, we get it
but sometimes sarcasm can be “lost in translation” when using the internet
"That's my teammate, man... That's my quarterback"
by TurnerTheBurner on Apr 24, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
LMAO
Good One!
Watchin' Bobby Cox Turn Falcon Red Since 1991...
(A True ATLien)
by Dirtybyrdatl4life on Apr 24, 2010 5:43 PM EDT reply actions
I found it funny
The whole drafting Tebow was funny. If that would have happen i would have burned my jerseys….But u hit it on the head with Jenky..
Successful troll is successful.
I laughed. Good stuff, Franky.
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
It's a great feeling eh?
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said I give up ! lol through the Tom Pridemore, Glazebrook and Fulton Kykendall era. The screwy laughable times with Junes Jones and crazy Jeff George. The jokester Jerry Glanville, and 2 ligit 2 quit era. The wonderful Bobby Petrino times, and of course #7. I couldnt tell you how many different head coaches, losing seasons, change in quarterbacks, uniforms and even stadiums.
Face it Franky….Your a Falcon fan for ever, just like the rest of us =)
"And their 1st pick in the 2010 NFL draft...The Atlanta Falcons select Sean Weatherspoon, LB Missouri."
It's a love you love and love to hate.
But you can’t stop lovin’ it.
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
OH NOOOOOOOO, HELP US, TEBOW!
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
I'm surprised the boo-hooing is still going on in just about every post.
Yikes. What happens when the season starts? Too much complaining, not enough love of football.
GO BACK TO BASEBALL FRANKY!
lol seriously tho I was a little mad at first. Sarcasm is hard to communicate through text but I’m glad to know you are joking.
It seems more people on here are pleased with the draft
I guess blogging really isn’t for the light hearted if youre mad at other peoples opinion
Atlanta will win a championship....someday
Nice!
I was going to say… I hate to drop F bombs on people, but if you were serious I woulda gone off. The draft is a mystery until all of these new guys get some playing time, but on the surface I think we did okay. With everyone we already have (and if we are healthy…? knock on wood) I think we are going to do well this season. I cant wait myself.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Apr 26, 2010 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
BTW
Snelling is a beast!
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU OBVIOUSLY
have no idea how to judge a draft or talent!!! Thank God your not selecting draft picks for us or else we would have a bunch of big name no talent players like the Raiders do. Maybe there is room on the SUCK SHIP out in Oakland. Good Riddance
hmm
someone else with no sense os sarcasm…
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Apr 27, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Your gift for understatement bewilders some.
You left out Al Davis. How DO we get Al to meddle with our team, too?
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?
you mean
the player known as MEH! we dont use his real name here anymore.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on May 4, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Not only did we pass on Tebow...
we failed to draft The Zoltan!
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is
if the Falcons
had drafted Tebow, I would had moved to New Zeland.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on May 4, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I would have moved to Iceland!!!!
Watchin' Bobby Cox Turn Falcon Red Since 1991...
(A True ATLien)
by Dirtybyrdatl4life on May 6, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Iceland is the green one
Greenland is the one covered with Ice… They named them that way to throw off potential attackers.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on May 6, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
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