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JUMP SHIP NOW!

Guys ... the time has come: I'm jumping ship!

TD has clearly lost his mind, and it's not like our team is that good anyways. Matty "Ice" is a hack (more like Matty "Sometimes-Hot-But-Usually-Cold" if you ask me). For the life of me, I'll never understand why they didn't draft Tebow, and the Peters pick alone should earn The Comrade a pink slip.

Roddy is joke, our entire offensive line is gonna retire next year, and Buttafingas Jenkins dropped like 50 balls last season!

TD and company clearly overshot on all of our picks this year. Just check out how the experts ranked our picks, and they're the experts! I hear some of them might be line for a GM position if one opens up in the coming year. 

Heck, we should have just traded all our picks for the number one overall pick, drafted Suh, then signed half the guys we drafted in free agency! Beer Man is a freaking joke, Abe might have a heart attack if BVG drops him into coverage one more time, and Dunta is clearly a no-talent hack.

DeCoud and Moore ought to be playing in the CFL and let's be honest, Burner's rating in Madden '10 was waaaaaaay too high.

I can't believe I've invested all this time and effort with this poor excuse for a franchise. There's one decent player on this team, and I sincerely hope he leaves via free agency as soon as possible. Love Live Jason Snelling! 

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>

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