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Saturday Six Pack 4/10/10: Happiest War Rooms Edition

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  1. DRAFT BUSINESS: Falcons mockery from Pride of Detroit (Brandon Graham of Ann Arbor, 40 minutes west), Mile High Report (Taylor Mays, allowing us to finally trot out an entire outfield worth of starting safeties all at once), and my new favorite purple-related blog of all time the Daily Norseman (Atlanta's own pride and joy Derrick Morgan. If Ramblin' 'Rick somehow falls all the way to 19, we must all wear red bow ties while posting up like this).
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    NFL.com: This webthing purports to be measuring the pre-draft emotions of the league's fanbases. On the spectrum of Bummed - Excited, Falcons fans clock in at Hopeful, and from eyeballing the doodad it appears we're right near the top five most amped out of our skulls fanbases. But who's the grumpiest bunch of wet blankets in all the land? Charlotte Panthers fans! Not sure who pooped in their DRAFT CAT SNACKS -- there's plenty of value at pick #48! -- but their misery only makes our joymeter continue to trend rightward.
  3. J. Mike: When we heard that two Falcons draft picks made the NFL's list of most valuable picks ever, obviously the names Aundray Bruce and T.J. Ducke tt came to mind. But we were mistaken. SIDE NOTE this list is kind of wack -- how could potential Hall-of-Famer Randy Moss, a first-rounder, be a better draft pick than for-realsies Hall-of-Famer Raymond Berry, a 20th-rounder? No offensive linem... oh, nevermind. "Fan voting."
  4. AJC: Comrade delivers lusty and gregarious speech to enraptured citizen newspaperman! On topic of imminent collegiate athlete harvest! Nestles long strings of prepositional phrases and gerunds within each other -- matryoshka doll sentences! Never actually says anything revelatory, is nevertheless fun to listen to! SIDE NOTE why are AJC photos always so poorly formatted? Got John Abraham looking like the actual Predator.
  5. ESPN: Yasinkas, having lurked our Jason Campbell discussion from the other day, decided to screw with us by suggesting Campbell could become a North Carolina Panther. We would be in favor of this event not taking place, as it would threaten to raise their happiness.
  6. ESPN: Yasinkas made further headway by jotting some notes from Tony Gonzalez' appearance on Mad Dog Radio. Gonzo says the Falcons will make "a lot of noise this year, some big time noise, more noise than I’ve ever made in my whole career," which is saying something as TG played trombone in a punk-ska band back in early '97, and things got racuous. 

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Mmmm.... Beer.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 10, 2010 8:19 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I clicked on that link

for the “war room” on NFL.com, and one thing struck me – our Falcons had the lowest number of fans voting there after the Bengals. which makes it #31 out of 32 teams. does that mean that we have one of the smallest fan bases in the NFL? or maybe Falcons fans simply stay away from those boards?

Atlanta Falcons fan in Moscow, Russia

by Gemini-RU on Apr 10, 2010 8:34 AM EDT reply actions  

just re-read your post

and I can see you pointed this out as well

Atlanta Falcons fan in Moscow, Russia

by Gemini-RU on Apr 10, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did?

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quality, not quantity

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take

smaller number of these classy Falcons fans (as represented by the Falcoholic) over zillion of obnoxious and arrogant **** fans (you can fill in any team you like here) any day

Atlanta Falcons fan in Moscow, Russia

by Gemini-RU on Apr 11, 2010 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was referring to comments posted

And by the nature of the comments, I think a lower number would be preferrable

by TheAreopagite on Apr 10, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comrade Expounds Glory of Falcon Nation!

Last person to mention failure to win back-to-back winning seasons for multiple years was shipped to Siberia! Citizen newspaper runs positive stories for fear of retribution!

Seriously we’re going to be pretty sweet next year. I’m pumped for this draft.

by LetsGoFalcons on Apr 10, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

One thing I have noticed

Around town people are on board with the New Russian Falconic Order. I talk to people for a living so football often comes up in conversation. I would have to say over 70% of NFL fans here are Falcon fans. That’s pretty good considering Atlanta could be named Lower Chicago, New New Orleans or South South Philly.
It may take another play off season to get the rest of the country to wise up. If you look at some of the highest rated games last year were Falcons/Saints and Falcons/cowboys.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I was wondering what is a typical profile of a Falcons fan

And from what I know, that person either lives in Atlanta (although like you just mentioned residency in Atlanta doesn’t make you a Falcons fan – with the same success it can make you a Vick fan), or has spent time in Atlanta in the past – work or school (like myself).

The latter represent a smaller fraction of Falcons fans, but they also happen to be among the most active on the Falcoholic (and that fits the psychology perfectly – if you’re a Falcons fan and live far away from Atlanta, whom else could you share your affection with?).

True, there are some Falcon fans who never lived in Atlanta or Georgia, and became fans of this team for other reason, but clearly, that’s one in a thousand. but this category will definitely grow over time, and some kid, say, in New England who’d grow up watching the Patriots will actually start following the Falcons and finally become a Falcoholic.

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by Gemini-RU on Apr 11, 2010 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i lived in atlanta as a kid

we moved from atlanta to portland oregon in 1969.
Other than a year at university of nebraska i have been in the portland area ever since.

by Funballad on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am that one in a thousand.

Feels good. HAHA

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by Grayson on Apr 11, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good ponderings.

We should do a post with a poll to learn more about our demographics.

A Falcocensus.

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 11, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

ALREADY DONE

tloz points me to his fine work here: http://www.thefalcoholic.com/2009/6/23/921360/official-falcoholic-whereis-results

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 11, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well maybe it is time to do another?

The are quite a few more of us since I joined last summer.

by thisistherevolt on Apr 11, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dito.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Me too.

Then I walked in pulled my chair up to the bar and started drinking Falcohol.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe we make it an annual summer thing

You know, like monster truck rallies

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 12, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that

the number of Falcoholic followers has grown exponentially since the summer of 2009.

seriously, if you show your whereabouts when signing up, can’t the system simply count that too?

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by Gemini-RU on Apr 12, 2010 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

How can Panthers fans possibly be grimmer than Raiders fans? One of these things is worse than the other…

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by Dave Choate on Apr 10, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I was born in Charlotte

Those people treat their pro teams like &$!@. Bobcats, Panthers and Hurricanes are doomed no matter what. Y’all should have seen how they handled the Hornets. It’s much the same attitude we have towards the Thrashers. They do love the Braves though.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 10, 2010 12:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You're right.

I live in Asheboro, and though people claim to be Panthers fans, they sure do hate on them a lot. I don’t ever see many NBA/NHL fans around here, but I do know that they love the Braves. They also love their Greensboro Grasshoppers as well.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Apr 10, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a part in Original Kings of Comedy where Steve Harvey

goes off on the Charlotte audience for not being rowdy enough. PARAPHRASING from memory: “Yall don’t even cheer for your football team and you JUST GOT the football team! [This was filmed in like 1999] Act like they been a part of the city for 30 damn years!” Then he mocks a bored, apathetic Carolinian half-assedly applauding a football team. Then he makes fun of Rae Carruth for three minutes.

It’s wonderful.

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOUND IT

I haven’t seen this in like 9 years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu3jGXCKeRU#t=1m34s NSFW CUSSY

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's weird

Is that if you go anywhere in the city on gameday you would think they have the greatest fanbase you have ever seen but if you listen to their conversation it’s critical. I think they love having a team but hate the team itself. I guess we ATLiens aren’t much better just remembered the Eagles game chggfcgg!!! Sorry I just threw up.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 11, 2010 9:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also people around here have lives

Check out New York. We have Hawks and Braves stuff going on. Other places not so much.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 10, 2010 3:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

confused about one thing

North Carolina Panthers implies there is a South Carolina team. Who are they?

by Funballad on Apr 10, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

South Carolina:

the spoils for the winner of the annual football games between the Atlanta Falcons and Charlotte Panthers.

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man I wish

I live in Columbia and have to say that it’s primarily Panthers’ country down here. One thing Jerry Richardson did was try to make the Panthers the team of the Carolinas. I’m still looking for a good bar to go watch Falcons games with Falcons fans and I’ve been here for 3 years now.

I think Greenville is a little more Falcons-oriented because it’s much closer to the city. But the midlands and the low-country (Charleston) are pretty much all Panthers. I’m doing my best to steer people towards the light here though.

by LetsGoFalcons on Apr 11, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

To my knowledge, it's just "Carolina" They just happen to play in North Carolina

But it’s in Charlotte, which is close to the SC border. So…..yeah.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Apr 11, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know I noticed something the other day...

We arrre one of the few cities to be blessed with a franchise in every major sport (except the MLS but that is supposed to change at some point soon anyway) and ESPN has individual websites for cities like Chicago, New York, L.A., Boston, and sound of spleen being ejected Dallas, so why the ?%&! does Atlanta not have one.

by thisistherevolt on Apr 10, 2010 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus our college sports presence trounces any of those cities

except Dallas, which sits between UT, TTech, and A&M and has Baylor in house.

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we'll probably be one of the next to get it

But I do wonder if it’s going to take one of the Falcons, Hawks, or Braves, making a little noise before it happens. Our college athletics though, are incomparable to any of the other cities. Way more important to our fan base than anything in Chicago or NY. L.A. has USC and Dallas has the Texas schools, but you’d be hard-pressed to find anything that shuts down ATL more than football on Saturdays.

Between Jason Heyward for the Braves, Matt Ryan, and even a little of the Josh Smith/Al Horford buzz with the Hawks, we may have enough stars to swing our own ESPN website (fortunately I’ll have graduated from law school by then and won’t be totally distracted).

by LetsGoFalcons on Apr 11, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

* arre

Pardon me, the angry Welsh pirate in me was coming through for a second.

by thisistherevolt on Apr 10, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Whats wrong with NFL network.

They did that top 10 crap for best tight end and TG was #8. They said he would have been ranked better if he had spent time on a better team (KC). What is that crap. He is and probably will be the greatest TE of all time.

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by Ball Hawk on Apr 10, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

#8? That's... actually hard to believe.

Not even Fan Voting would wind up that inaccurate.

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 10, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a joke?

Cause whoever did those rankings honustly needs to give up their job because they don’t know a thing about football.

I’m not kidding, I don’t care if your Marshall Faulk, give up your job.

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by Grayson on Apr 11, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know

a few fans here in the middle of know where illinois so id say the falcon fan base reaches pretty far, and we are only just getting started baby

Weatherspoon1stFalconsPick???

by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Apr 11, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

i live in Virginia

No football team here but you mostly see skins, ravens, cowboys, or steeler fans. I seldom run into other falcon fans but I hold us down tho. I hav atlanta falcon everything! When ppl see me they kno wat team I like. Would be nice 2 hav a loud and viscous stadium environment for home games tho

by DEMBIRDZCUZ! on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hilarity...

in your post, brickcheney. Good stuff.

"It's called Thanksgiving for a reason. If I can give and people thank me for it, that's kind of the thing that makes me feel great inside." - Dunta

by TomQ on Apr 11, 2010 7:56 AM EDT reply actions  

With the 2010 Draft right around the corner why don’t we do some Top 10 List for Best & Worst Atlanta Draft picks of all time. I finally see one Poll put former #1 pick Aundray Bruce as the 20th Worst pick of all time, what I have forgotten is that Bruce had 6 sacks in each of his first two seasons. In my mind that immediately makes him less of a bust than J Anderson. Still we blew a #1.

by JCush on Apr 11, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like you've just assigned yourself a FanPost

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by Jason Kirk on Apr 11, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgot they put Bruce Pickens as the 14th Worst Draft pick of all time….

by JCush on Apr 11, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I live in Indiana

and there aren’t many falcon fans around here at all. Everything is colts, bears, packers. I can’t even go to the mall and buy atlanta apparrel, I wait until I go and visit my family down in waycross, Ga to buy all my team gear for the year!!!

by ATLsince1972 on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I have family in Ohio

I actually saw some Matt Ryan gear selling better than Browns/Bengals stuff.

by thisistherevolt on Apr 11, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would settle for Morgan

He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

by WarWolf on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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