New Kid in Town
Do not adjust your computer screen. You are not imagining things.
My name is Saintsational. I used to be a Saints fan. You may remember me from such hilarious Falcoholic posts as "Talking Saints with Canal Street Chronicles," parts one and two. Or "Talking Saints with Canal Street Chronicles, The Sequel." Maybe even "Talking Saints with Canal Street Chronicles: The Final Revenge of the Last Stand 3.0." Those were good times back then. But the times they are a'changing. Then, I represented the enemy. Today, I come in peace.
There are probably a million questions running through your head right now. You're confused; that's only natural. Hopefully I will be able to answer all of them with my post here today.
Being a citizen of New Orleans during the Saints 2009 season was exciting in and of itself. But to many Saints fans, especially the season ticket-holding super fans such as myself, watching the team win their first ever Super Bowl after 43 years of miserable failure was the greatest moment of their life. February 7th, 2010 is now an unofficial holiday in New Orleans. And thanks to my work on Canal Street Chronicles and the great team at SB Nation headquarters, I was able to score a media credential and enjoy the most important moment in Saints history right there in Miami with the team. Standing in the middle of the locker room just minutes after victory and inches away from Drew Brees clutching the Lombardi Trophy and staring me straight in the eyes is something I will never forget. It will never get better than that as a Saints fan.
Therein lies the problem.
There's something charming about pulling for a loser. When I was in college and started following football, the Saints had a lot of charm. Most members of Who Dat Nation were born into their fanhood but I had a choice. Obviously it was convenient because I actually lived in New Orleans but I've always been a fan of the underdog so the Saints were a perfectly natural fit. Since then, the team has given me the right combination of disappointment and hope to keep it all interesting. Everything finally climaxed with this years Super Bowl Championship.
But now that they've achieved the ultimate NFL goal of winning the Super Bowl, that appeal has worn off. As far as being a Saints fan, it will never get better than right now. Even if the Saints were to win another three championships, they will never be as sweet as this first one. So I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. I bought low and now I'm selling high. It's time to hitch my wagon to another star and ride it all the way to greatness. The Falcons are that star.
Why the Falcons? You know exactly why. You're a Falcons fan. Don't think I didn't notice the first ever back-to-back winning seasons in franchise history. That's just a tip of the iceberg. This is a team poised to break out. They're one solid draft pick and a couple of lucky bounces away from an NFC Championship. Matty Ice now has a couple years of solid, meaningful NFL experience under his belt. Dude is primed. Having been a Saints fan, there is one thing I've learned: You need a great quarterback. Drew Brees is slowly taking the crown from Peyton Manning but Matt Ryan is already working on taking that crown from Brees. The circle of life my friend.
At the same time, the Falcons have just the right bit of haplessness surrounding them. The Michael Vick fiasco, Bobby Petrino leaving, Jammal Anderson falling apart. Sometimes, the birds just can't catch a break. Like I said, it's all about pulling for the underdog; I don't want this to be too easy. It takes a rainy day to make you appreciate the sunny ones.
Besides, I'm already familiar with the team and the division. So I'm officially declaring my allegiance to the Atlanta Falcons. I'm one of you guys now!
This is the part where you guys come in. Since I kinda like this whole sports blogging thing but won't be following the Saints closely anymore, I will be transferring my services from CSC over to The Falcoholic. Dave and I have been discussing this via private email and he ultimately thought my addition on the blog would be welcome and valuable. Canal Street Chronicles will now be in the capable hands of my co-bloggers whom I've left in charge.
I know this transition won't be easy. I've got some dues to pay and my loyalty needs to be tested. I'm expecting that. But I hope, after some time, you will all accept me as one of your own and teach me what it truly means to be a Falcons fan. I look forward to contributing to this wonderful community that DTF has worked tirelessly to build here at The Falcoholic and my only hope is that I do it justice. I can't wait to jump in.
So what do you guys think? Should we draft Tebow?
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I was amused.
"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, to either side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham
follow the bold letters
And it spells APRIL FOOLS. Good writing though!
That is actually funny
Its does say April Fools, You can’t get mad about this. LOL
YANKEE GO HOME
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by Jason Kirk on Apr 1, 2010 8:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Huh?
Never heard of a fan bailing on his team because they finally reach the pinnacle of success… Either you’re not much of a fan or your a bad comedian… Thanks for the laugh! But we prefer to have fans support our team because they can’t live without them… Futility and being an undedog sucks. You, of all people knows this… But, you could do me one favor… How about getting me a good voodoo doll that works… Just in case we get a bunch of injuries again this year… Happy April Fools Day! God bless!
by Gjmoody on Apr 1, 2010 8:29 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Beware of Taints giving gifts!
Change your name to saintsukandimadbag and we will accept you.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Apr 1, 2010 9:03 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh, your hate flows like wine
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Maybe I should lighten up a little.
It’s kinda like a little brother getting the girl you always wanted.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Apr 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, we all still don't like the Saints
Judging by some of the reactions around here, though, maybe I was poking a bear by doing this.
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Nah I'm just having fun.
I’m glad our rivalry will be elevated nationaly.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Apr 1, 2010 3:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol lol I'm so glad you were lying
but if you want to hear a really good laugh you should look at the rams almost beating you last year. the rams. LOL now thats funny. and whats more funny tampa almost beat you, and then creamed you after that. lol.
don't forget that time we almost lost to the colts in the superbowl
but then we won. LOL now thats funny.
In Breesus' name we play
by Breesus Christ Superstar on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
thats actually not a bad idea
not being mean or rude. but it would be great for tebow to do his apprentice under drew brees. cause we all know he won’t be there forever. (just like the position the falcons are in with Tony Gonzalez)
Nah Tebow belongs in N.E.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Apr 1, 2010 10:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's really the natural fit
OF course, that means I’ll be hearing about him non-stop for years….
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I like the guy but
it might hurt him to go anywhere else except maybe San Diego. He is a super talent but needs the right invironment to develope.
Rule #1: Double tap.
by Ball Hawk on Apr 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
April Fool's is just a cover
Everybody wants to be a Falcon’s Fan!!!
by CollegePark4Life on Apr 1, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
Amen
Saintsational didn’t even know it was April Fool’s!
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What's April Fools?
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by Dave Cariello on Apr 1, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Third
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
by iRonin on Apr 4, 2010 1:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Every dog has it's day
Ha Ha Ha very funny. Yall saints fans want to rub that superbowl success in my face. It’s all good though. We know you guys never won nothing before. Yall can’t handle any success.
When the falcons went to the super bowl , we was’nt all on yall fan site.Playing april fool jokes. It ain’t over saints fans. Go back to your own site with that mess.
FYI
I set this up with Sainsational, and posted my own April Fool’s post on his site. Just some good-natured April Fool’s stuff, my man.
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Okay, he had me going for a minute.
I can actually see where he was coming from: when you’re a Patriots fan, it’s impossible to have a critical opinion of just about anything the franchise does. When a fan of my Falcons — and until recently, the Saints — has a critical opinion, who’s to say they’re wrong?
Dave — can we bar him from the site?
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?
Are you serious?
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haha
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by Dave Cariello on Apr 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
There he is!
Burn him at the stake!
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No. Not serious. Rarely serious.
YES, DAMMIT!!!!
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?
I'll put a sign up that says "No Saintz Fanz Allowed!"
It’ll be like having our own tree house.
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LOL, Perfect!
…and Niner fans, too! Ooh, and Eagles fans are prettty dang obnoxious. I really don’t like the Cowboys or the Broncos, either. Wait, can we ban the Raider Faithful? Never mind, not an issue…
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?
Kill The Wanna Be Falcons Fan
No…We dont want any bandwagon jumpers…we will have enough once we reach & the superbowl this season(Good April Fools Post Tho)
by Dirtybyrdatl4life on Apr 1, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
That's the spirit!
More the making the Super Bowl than the killing….
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Good job, guys. Yours was very funny over at the Saints site too, Dave.
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein
Thank you, my friend
I think they turned out pretty well, all things considered.
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one question,
why was there more publicity for the saints for their first appearence(which was last year) than when the Falcons made their first appearence against John Elway and his broncos?
It's an ugly answer, but...
…the Saints belonged in the game, ad stood a chance of victory. The Falcons were entirely outclassed by the reigning SuperBowl champions.
Also, the New Orleans fans are effing rabid read: inebriated). iN 1998, Falcons fans were (and maybe still are) a pretty lukewarm lot.
How many more days, Lord, must I walk through the wilderness?
say what???
What were you smokin? that is not the way I saw it at all. I really thought we were going to crush Denver (no pun intended). That Denver team was not nearly as good as people might believe. We just fell on our faces and made a ton of mistakes.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Apr 2, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions
And
in regards to Falcons fans being a “lukewarm lot”. Whether back then or now I think that is total BS. At least in regards to everyone I know.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Apr 2, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the problem is that our base of hardcore fans is smaller than some
Or at least we get less exposure.
And I agree with you. I thought the Falcons had a legitimate chance to beat the Broncos, especially coming off the miracle win against the Vikings. Alas…..
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I hear you
I suppose there could be some truth in that. Maybe I have my Falcons blinders on eh.
Life is a garden. Dig it!
by Hardcore Falcon on Apr 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
it is not just the Birds ...
Look at the Bravos. 14 consecutive playoff appearances. How many pro baseball teams struggle to fill playoff seats? It’s an Atlanta thing I think.
"There's a little sound off the bat," Cox said.
Oh, that reminds me,
I looked in NFL.com, and I watched the video about the falcons on who our season will go and one guy said that the falcons will make the playoffs again and go far in the playoffs. The point is not about the story, but about one of the comments, I can’t remember everything that was said but here’s what I do.
“The falcons NEVER reach the superbowl, and that the bucs will have a better seaon while the falcons miss the playoffs, the Falcons are pretenders not contenders”. Talk about harsh he also said that he wasn’t a bucs fan
Perfectly logical choice !
April Fool’s or not, your argument is solid no further reason to be a Saints fan and the Falcons are the right choice
He’s always open. He catches a lot of balls. He’s un-guardable, no matter how old he is

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