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Soundbytes from Section 326: Quotes from Falcons Fans

So I did something rather silly. I compiled the best quotes by my fellow fans from Section 326 and am going to share them with you. As you've no doubt guessed by now, with brickcheney in the fold, I'm going to be focusing more on emotional type posts. And how much more emotional can you get than fan reactions from the stands? I say not much more emotional!

"Dolphin fans are outnumbering us two to one here. Ain't right."

"Don't worry dude, Falcons fans are just grillin and chillin. Wait till kickoff. They'll pack in."

"Is there any uglier shade of blue than what the Tealcats wear? I mean, god, it looks like what comes out of my dog when he drinks bleach!"

"The Bears suck! Cutler sucks. You whole stinkin' town sucks. I went there last year and all I got was a t-shirt and some crummy shot glass. You guys ain't got better souvenirs than that?"

"How much for the beer?"

"7.50, sir."

(Guy hands the beer guy a twenty) "keep the change"

"You sure?"

"Yeah. Maybe my good will can help Matt Ryan heal faster."

During Philly game: "Aww crap. Here come the boo Birds."

Kid walks up wearing Falcons jersey, flanked by what appear to be his parents, decked out in Saints gear.

Beer Guy: "What's the matter kid, being rebellious?"

Kid: "Naw, we're from Atlanta. My folks just messed up in the head."

My dad: "If the Falcons throw a slant pass here, they'll get the touchdown."

Me: "Dad, the Falcons NEVER throw slant passes."

Matt Ryan throws a slant pass. Touchdown.

Dad smirks.

Guy in adjacent section passes out from apparent heartattack after Falcons just-barely beat Buccaneers.

Me: "Wow, I think that guy's having a heart attack."

Beer Guy: "Must be a new Falcons fan, then. My heart died decades ago."

"Uh...(silence)..." - Falcoholic reader Mentally MIA upon meeting Thomas Dimitroff prior to the Dolphins game.

"I'mma be back. Surgery gone good. Just you wait." - Harry Douglas, running around the field prior to Dolphins game.

"Wait, is that...Biermann? Kicking off?! Can't be."

"Is."

"Holy !@#$. They need to give that man a raise."

"Dude. Hall's fighting Coach Smith. Raw!"

"Kick his !@#, Smitty! I got your back!"

"Owens just picked off a pass to Owens. Say that five times fast."

"The announcer just did. I don't think he believes it."

"So when we get our back to back winning seasons, are we gonna do anything special?"

"Well, if they get it, I guess we could...I dunno...drink some beer."

"We do that anyway."

"Oh yeah."

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I loved it. had a smile and a good laugh throughout.

by Funballad on Mar 7, 2010 9:40 AM EST reply actions  

Gizflam the Bears

Gizflam the Bears in their stupid faces.

Ditto for Carolina.

Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.

by iRonin on Mar 7, 2010 10:47 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Great idea Tloz.

I got a kick out of several of these, especially the keep the change one. That was fantastic.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, time on his side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Mar 7, 2010 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Naw, my folks are messed up in the head.

I know right. That’s funny.

Rule #1: Double tap.

by Ball Hawk on Mar 7, 2010 2:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Thread jack, sorry - but big news...

From Adam Schefter’s Twitter feed: “Atlanta is on verge of trading CB Chris Houston to Detroit for a 2010 sixth-round pick and a switch of draft positions in fifth round.”

by joshmassey on Mar 7, 2010 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Darn it!!!!!!

I was about to say the same thing. You took my thunder lol. Its ok though. Sounds like a bad idea to me but i dont know. Is the picks really worth it? I think we should get a person for a person but if its a idea that will get us better people then i say HELL YEAH..

by LORD91 on Mar 7, 2010 9:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

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