In a move that will surely separate you from your socks in an explosive fashion, the Falcons have just hired Mark Collins as Defensive Assistant. I am happy to see them continuing to address the defensive side of the ball after the troubles we experienced last year. Just wait until we get that new Assistant TO the Defensive Coordinator (a la Dwight Schrute). Prepare yourselves, fellow Falcoholics. Update: Falcons have confirmed that they will be winning the Superbowl this year due to Mark Collins' presence.