suggestions for a name change when the draft comes

by JJWatt1stfalconspick on Mar 19, 2010 5:19 AM EDT

so.....i know most of you have read my posts or seen my comments on here so here is the topic of the week. what should i change my name to after the draft so i dont look like a reTARD trying to hump a door knob with my name if it doesnt come true. i will give you some information on me after the jump.

my name is nick. i am a volunteer fire fighter. i live in a small town in illinois. i am surrounded by corn. i love x box. i like bacon. i am white. twenty years old. love the falcons. have a dirty mind. work at a hardware store. of course am a dude. so lets go falcons fans make me a name and the winner gets to see it everytime i post new crap or reply. only restriction is to not get me kicked off the site because of my name, lolz. so i want atleast 25-30 suggestions so pass the word on.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ive got it

eugene slippyfist the dolphin king or rico johns the reputation dr

by gritzblitz on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

seanweatherspoon1stfalconspick

by orion12 on Mar 19, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

if we're gonna stick with the 1st falcons pick thing

imagine…..the Falcons coming off a nail biting win over the Packers (28-27) in the Ga Dome to go to the SB, they beat the Ravens 17-14 in Dallas to win the franchises 1st ever SB. Tony G retires as a champion, our biggest need is TE in the draft, we go after Kyle Rudolf(however you spell it) out of Notre D so kylerudolf1stfalconspick

by gritzblitz on Mar 19, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions