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This game is doing the rounds on the internet. While it means no offense its probably better people look at the game as light hearted realistic view of the Saints as opposed to insulting them.

(Incase you dont know, 1 drink  = 2 fingers depth of a pint of beer)

 

I bring you, The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game!

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The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina = 1 drink

2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina = 1 drink

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans = 1 drink
4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" are used = 1 drink

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college = 1 drink

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands = 1 drink

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" = drink for 5 seconds

8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense = 1 drink and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman"

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do = 1 drink

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason = drink remainder
11. Every time they say that "it’s destiny for the Saints to win" = 1 drink

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome = take a shot of cheap liquor

13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football = 1 drink

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory = 1 drink
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are = 1 drink
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass = 2 drinks
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome = drink remainder and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.

18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake = drink remainder
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king = 1 drink

20.. Every time they show Archie Manning = 1 drink and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints = 2 drinks. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for = 5 drinks

21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same = 1 drink

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game  = 1 drink and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.

23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin  = 2 drinks and then punch someone in the face






Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box = 1 drink
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti = 1 drink
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason = 1 drink

 

Good luck surviving the game!

This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.

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dude...

Falcons fans choosing to participate in this game are going to be dead of alcohol poisoning before the Saints are down 7 – 0.

know what you believe in and why you believe in it

by MentallyMIA on Feb 2, 2010 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

Seems like a noble way to die

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by Dave Choate on Feb 2, 2010 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

well hell

i think my liver would be floated watching the 80 pre game shows before the game even got started

by gritzblitz on Feb 3, 2010 12:16 AM EST reply actions  

Rec'd

Too funny, man.

Should add "Every time they show a sign that says “Geaux” on it – 1 drink."

No doubt your BAC would be higher than the O/U by the time the first quarter was over.

"Ryan, under center. Single receiver set, time on his side. Ryan, gonna throw. First professional pass.....CAUGHT!! Jenkins! 30! 25! 20! 15! 10! 5! He lives in Atlanta!!!" -Wes Durham

by Zippo729 on Feb 3, 2010 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

1st quarter!?

Those Katrina drinks would have me done before the game even kicked off!

go hard or go home

by TO falcon on Feb 3, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

well

its looks like im goin by alcohol poisoning i bet i can atleast make it to the half before having to go to hospital i want to see the Who

by Erihury on Feb 3, 2010 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

thanks, but no thanks dude

I will never drink alcohol for as long as I live. Cokes are different that I’ll do

by southman on Feb 3, 2010 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

yeah I would be dead

for sure. the only alcohol I have in the house is 4 Heinekens and 2 bottles of patron. I think that would all be gone within the first 10 minutes.

Life is a garden. Dig it!

by Hardcore Falcon on Feb 4, 2010 9:15 AM EST reply actions  

Love the CP3/MW refrence

because Kroy "the beerman" Biermann can do it all!

by Bonhoffer on Feb 5, 2010 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

Hiesman

The Vince Young/Reggie Bush thing is kinda funny too.

"at least your roof only leaks when it rains."

by Ball Hawk on Feb 6, 2010 8:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You can always save money and a hangover

By only drinking when they mention the Falcons and the superbowl in the same sentence

by mississippisaintsfan on Feb 6, 2010 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Touche, salesman

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by Dave Choate on Feb 7, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

add on

Every time they inexplicably mention Brett Favre

by Erihury on Feb 7, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

Already there

the last one

go hard or go home

by TO falcon on Feb 8, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

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