The Great Falcoholic Where-Is 2: Electric Boogaloo

Alright. I did this ages ago, long before Dave felt it necessary to anoint me the Marquis of Musing. Now, with our readership at an all time high and our gamethreads busting past 1000 comments each half, it's time for me to do it again. Here's what I want you to answer in the comments. It's a very simple (two part) question.

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE...

wait... wrong question.

WHAT STATE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE IN AND HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Give your current state of residence in the comments and in a week (or three, knowing me) I'll compile the results with some interesting stats and maps. If you want to see OFFICIAL previous (read: ancient) results, just CLICK HERE OMG. If you want to nostalgia (that's a verb too, right?), you can check out my previous UNOFFICIAL fanposted WhereIs results HERE. If you want to see the first ever results, compiled EXACTLY TWO YEARS AGO (approximation) NOSTALGIA HERE.

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