A Shot of Falcohol
So we lost. Look up. Is the sky falling? Nope. Does our team have problems? Yup. Can they fix them? I have no doubt that they can. They've got a whole extra week to fix them too and ya know what? With this organization, it'll get done. The theme of the conversation over at the official site is "lessons learned" and by golly, Mike Smith and our beloved Comrade will make sure those lessons are reiterated every waking moment of every single day at the Branch.
Those of you who were with us last year will remember I used to have a penchant for stealing thread topics (and dignity) with photoshopped images and custom artwork. While my role here at the site has grown beyond that sort of tomfoolery, my desire to create this fluff has yet to abate and I have chosen this moment, after what many have seen as a devastating loss, as the perfect moment to drop some propaganda for you to share amongst yourselves and your non-SBN friends.
We have to trust our team from the top down, and you don't get any closer to the top than GM. Boy, do we have a good one. Thomas "Comrade" Dimitroff is a wunderkind, as savvy a football man as there ever was, and if anyone knows their personnel better than Comrade, they're likely named Bill and wear sleeveless hoodies. So, with all that in mind, I kindly remind you that here at the Falcoholic,
The red and black paint on our season is still fresh and fumey, so put away the nooses, pore over some stats, and take a big sip of
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Love the Dimitroff one.
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
by iRonin on Sep 29, 2009 9:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sweet
Stay thirsty (for Falcohol), my friends.
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Freakin' awesome ...
Reporter: How will you address all of the dropped passes?
Mike Smith: I don’t think that we were as sharp as we have been catching the football. It’s something that is very fixable. It’s VERY fixable.
I'm not sure why
but the silhouette of Dimitroff reminded of one of my favorite movie posters, Eraserhead
.
That is one of the weirdest movies of all time
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without a doubt...
I never saw it all the way through. Its just too trippy. This clip should illustrate that for those who can handle it. Fair warning…it could gross you out
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North Korean style propaganda featuring the Comrade. Like judo chopping the US Capitol.
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
by iRonin on Sep 29, 2009 1:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How about chopping a rival stadium?
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BOA in Charlotte plz
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
by iRonin on Sep 29, 2009 2:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My new mission is to get that design
Into the hands of Thomas Dimitroff.
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Win
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested...Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.
by iRonin on Sep 29, 2009 7:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

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