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Crumpler Smacks the Competition

Jim Mitchell and Junior Miller didn't have a chance. Alge Crumpler's pimp hand is way too strong. He took 79% (201of 252 votes!) of your support and never once looked back at the broken, beaten bodies left in his wake. Alge Crumpler is your Greatest Falcons TE of All Time. Just watch out for that slap move of his. It took out Mitchell and Miller in one hit.
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How strong is Alge Crumpler's pimp hand?
Strong
17 votes
Very Strong
16 votes
"It could level a building" Strong
43 votes
"Zombie Robot" Strong.
33 votes
"Jessie Tuggle" Strong
61 votes

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yeah but...

Crump could get B!T*H slapped by Gonzo if he stays with atl for 4-5 years and has 3-4 probowl seasons and we win a SB, preferably SB # 44, maybe 45. LOL

by ATLsince1972 on Jul 3, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but if....

you put them in the Thunder Dome, 2 men enter 1 man leave style, i’d take crumpler all day long, twice on Sunday

by gritzblitz on Jul 3, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no way..

gonzo’s built like a brick sh!thouse, crump would be winded by the end of the first round!! lol

by ATLsince1972 on Jul 4, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i strongly disagree good sir

it all comes down to crump going to UNC and tony going to Cal,i just can’t bring myself to pick a guy who went to Cal in a fight

by gritzblitz on Jul 6, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey

zombie robots are pretty dam strong. so I vote zombie robots.. plus they run on brainzoil…

Life is a garden. Dig it!

by Hardcore Falcon on Jul 6, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well now

if we’re putting the Zombots in the DOME what other creation could there possible be to challenge them?

by gritzblitz on Jul 6, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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