Hilarious line at the end as to why no one bit (pun indented) on him.

"The fact that no one made an offer suggests that no one is interested — or that anyone who might be interested thinks that they’d be able to get him when he’s on the open market.

Our money is on the former. But we say that only figuratively. Gambling is illegal. And conspiracy to engage in interstate gambling is punishable by 23 months or so in federal custody."