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I got drunk last night drinking Falcohol and i had an arguement with a Redskins friend of mine over who was better, Turner or Portis. In some strange moment i felt that if i  could grow my facial like Michael Turner in the off season it would prove me right. Not one to shy from a challenge/dare/bet i duly accepted, probably something to do with the Falcohol.

Now i am not exactly blessed in the facial hair department so maybe some quick maturing is in order (if anyone has any tips to enhance facial hair growth let me know!) Another problem is its quite fair and hard to see on photos! haha

 

Also as a recently single 20 year old, this could be social suicide, but it will be worth it to win this debate!

This is Turner (incase you live under a rock) and the aim...

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via i.cdn.turner.com

And here is me currently after 3 days of not shaving....:

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via i223.photobucket.com

 

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via i223.photobucket.com

 

so as you can see i have a long way to go and im glad i have till September to get it going on!

 

<em>This FanPost was written by one of The Falcoholic's talented readers. It does not necessarily reflect the views of The Falcoholic.</em>

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