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In Mexico, he is known as el monstruo. In the Siberian wastelands, men hold their cloaks a little closer and move a step quicker when he is around. In the outback of Australia, not even the hardiest man or beast dares to speak his name. In our country, his name is more familiar.

He is John Abraham.

To do the man justice, we have to predict his stats from next year. Will Abraham pile up sacks, or will he come in a little under last year? Will he actually destroy a quarterback, or will he just continue to traumatize them? If you were a kind of ice cream, what kind would you be?

Use this space to also project what you think the rest of our current linemen will do next year. It'll be a good time for all of us.