Many of you probably won't read this today, and I consider that a good thing. Thanksgiving is meant to be spent with family, stuffing your face with the finest assortment of turkey, potatoes and pies that the kitchen can muster.

So on this day The Falcoholic simply wishes you and yours the best. Watch some lousy football games, eat a ton of food and roll home safe and secure in the knowledge that you have been a lazy glutton all day long.

Happy Thanksgiving!