1. 65/91 (71%)
2. 1200 yards passing (18 yd average)
3. 10 TDs/7 INTs
4. 12 sacks
5. 700 yards rushing (7 rushing TDs)
6. I have no freakin’ clue

This all happens after Smith/The Comrade cut Joey Joe Joe, Redman tears his ACL in the second game of the season, and Matty Ice loses his first 3 games after being thrown into the starting position (so starting with the sixth game and including the playoffs and our eventual playoff victory).

Hey, I can dream, can’t I?

I meant eventual SUPER BOWL victory. My bad y’all, I need to learn to proofread.

Redman
1. 56%
2. 1100 yds
3. 9 tds/8 ints
4. 9 sacks
5. 150 rushing yards
6. 88.2

the reason for these is because Redman might not even start 4 games. I’ll get to Frosty’s stats later.

Harrington is cut. Redman (1st two games) Ryan (will play in game 2 and will start game 3) Shockley (will play in game 3 and will start the rest of the season)
1. 178/299/59.5% (13 games-12 starts)
2. 2190 yrds/7.3 yrds per attempt
3. 14 tds/8 ints
4. 18 sacks
5. 390 yrds 5 tds
6. 82.8

Good thing people aren’t being too serious with these.

Redman starts the year, plays ten games:

1. 115/210/54.7%
2. 1900 yrds/9 YPA
3. 15 TDs/10 INTS
4. 30 sacks
5. 85 yrds/1 TD
6. I’m no good at calculating that

Ryan starts the last six games:
1. 50/110/45%
2. 750 yrds/6.8 YPA
3. 6 TDS/6 INTS
4. 15 sacks
5. 75 yards/1 TD
6. See above