Matt Ryan's new nickname

by Hamburger on Apr 28, 2008 9:52 PM EDT

It is difficult to keep coming up with these, but after Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, and "Comrade" Dimitroff, I beleive I've struck gold again and found the most appropriate nickname available for Matt Ryan. If you have not seen Team America World Police, you won't get it, however if you have, I motion that Ryan's new nickname mimick Matt Damon's only lines in the aforementioned motion picture master peice....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM

Maaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttt RYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

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Nickname for Matt Ryan?

Matty Ice

10 votes

Maaaaatttttttt Ryyyyyaaannnn

4 votes

Matty Light

7 votes

Matty Horse Face

1 votes

Ryanheart

7 votes

Other (specify in comments)

1 votes

30 votes | Poll has closed

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Mattttttttttttttttttt RYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyannnnnnnnnn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOM4hTgrF8o&feature=related

by Hamburger on Apr 28, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions

My vote

I think we should go with Matty Light. Play on Natty Light, the crappy beer. I figure, neither are your first choice, but in the end you just want them to get the job done.

by SG Standard @ The Falcoholic on Apr 28, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions

I like

Matty Shark Attack, but I don't know why. Until you guys come up with an official nickname (you've been gold in the past), I'm going to go with that.

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by Dave Choate on Apr 28, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions

Shark attack

I really don’t get this one…

by Hamburger on Apr 29, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Nothing to get, really

I started listing weird, random nicknames for him a few posts back and came up with that one. I guess I just amused myself.

I’ll wait for a couple more suggestions, and then I’m putting this to a community vote. I think we may need to record an audio file of one of us saying Matttttt Ryyyyyyannnn that I can link to every time if we go with that.

Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport. ~Duffy Daugherty

by Dave Choate on Apr 29, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Matt Ryan's New Nickname

Matt “I’m worth more than Glen Dorsey & Brian Brohm combined” Ryan

Falcon Fans UNITE!

by Blue Falcon on Apr 29, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

I got this!

Matty Horse Face.

Go on, tell me you don’t love my avatar. Ryan comes from a long-line of horse faced QBs like John Elway or Peyton Manning.

Friends don't let Friends draft Matt Ryan.

by iRonin on Apr 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions

"The Face"

My vote is for “The Face” as every friggin time an analyst refers to him they have to mention the fact that “he is the new face of the franchise”.

Other thoughts:
Floor Matt (that’s were he will wind up if we don’t shore up the O line)
Frankie Franchise
Senor Matteo
San Matteo
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

And of course his fans can be called the Mattley Crue.

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face.

by runningback on May 1, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

How about a combination

Sir Matty the Ryanhearted. Sounds like he’s about to embark on a crusade to retake the Holy Land.

by SG Standard on May 2, 2008 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

Matt Ice

‘Should have drafted Dorsey because championship teams are built from the lines’ is my choice for nicknames for Ryan. I’m sorry I take it back. I guess you all can sense a little resentment there.

But since he was drafted by our team, we have to roll with him. His nickname should be Matt Ice. Matt Ice is more mature and sounds more profound then Matty Ice. Matty is for Pop Warner. Matt is for the “franchise” QB of an NFL team.

Matt Ice-Tough As Nails

by THE ICON KING E on May 9, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions